fortune cookies...in bed.

unicorns should really be called 'unihorns' and the light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon. 

you never know. 

and how do you pick which side of the bread to butter? i tend to go for the side that i think as 'smoother'. 

anyway. 

i have learned a new way of making fortune cookies fun: add 'in bed' to the end of the saying. 

for example, my brother got "you one true love will reveal HIMself"...and to it..."in bed" and it makes it twice as fun ;) or...

 A cynic is only a frustrated optimist...in bed. hah. 

Flattery will go far tonight...in bed.  

There is a true and sincere friendship between you and your friends...in bed. 

It takes more than good memory to have good memories...in bed.

Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome...in bed. 

hehe. take the 'in bed' away and they are the actual fortune cookie sayings :D

rockstarr

"..I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me

So what you need?
I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

hey hey i wanna be a rockstar

scar tissue